boopercy:

fillelune:

things i learned in ancient greek art today:

  • Achilles had a gay lover 
  • Zeus had a boy toy that he thought was pretty so he snatched him up and made him into his wine bitch and kept him under his throne on olympus always
  • there was a woman who wanted to be a man so Poseidon changed her sex and then made him impervious to metal weapons to boot
  • They made Aphrodite marry a lame and ugly guy and to retaliate she slept with everyone, but mostly Ares.

sounds like high school

(Source: aavec, via teenagehomosapien)

ironically-homo:

Dan after he takes a shower: Dan Towell

Dan in a bad mood: Dan Fowell

Dan stays up all night: Dan Owell

Dan gets angry: Dan Growell

Dan learns grammar: Dan Vowell

Dan gets married: Dan Lester

(via placentaandllamas)

markiplier:

greencerealbacon:

You know what would be really awesome and disturbing at the same time? Markiplier reading all those (x reader) fan fictions about him. How hilarious would that be?

You act like I haven’t seen EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM…

fakemon:

dirky-dirky-heart:

evil-fallen-angel:

mundi-mage:

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

biomorphosis:

This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.

HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH

image

literal pokemon

have you seen the cocoon it makes though? image

it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax 

dude

this is a pokemon

(via the-true-rising-demon)


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